the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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