i just google imaged poop.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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