So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Your penis caused this!
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