You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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