didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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