Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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