I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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