ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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