did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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