talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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