You made me cry and you don't even care
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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