Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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