Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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