I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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