Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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