Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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