I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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