Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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