Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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