kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
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He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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