so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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