i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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