What did we do last night that was yellow?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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