Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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