can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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