Define "chronic" masturbator.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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