If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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