he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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