I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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