I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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