What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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