Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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