Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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