Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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