At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
no, he came in my armpit
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
