no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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