I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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