if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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