you would pick up someone in the library
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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