Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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