If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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