the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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