i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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