honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
