So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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