If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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