They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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