I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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