so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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