in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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