Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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