Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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